Bras/tops come off instantly with one attempt.

Fights go on for ages even though people get thrown over furniture, hit with furniture, smashed into walls, thrown to the ground, and the combatants slug each other repeatedly with bare-knuckles on hard jaw-bones…the fight doesn’t end until the victor picks the vanquished guy up off the ground all the way up to eye level…..and slugs him one last time.

The hero will never sustain an injury beyond a bloody lip or a cut on his forehead.

When pointing a semi-auto pistol at someone, the bad guy will make a demand, and when the demand is refused, THEN he pulls the hammer back on the gun….meaning that it was never cocked and ready in the first place…

If the gun is a revolver, and with the same scenario, where the bad guy show he means business by pulling the hammer back is almost as laughable because most revolvers are double-action meaning that you can just squeeze the “longer” trigger …..you don’t have to pull the hammer back to fire the first round.

The hero NEVER uses a mouse…EVER…and he’s always a lightning-fast typist, never makes a mistake, and is a brilliant hacker.

Nighttime always looks way brighter than the clearest night with the fullest moon.

The girl the hero gets in the end always uninterested/ hates him at the beginning….until he does something miraculous (boy does this send the wrong message).

Evil people are always very obvious (look evil, gloat), which is very far from real life.

The bad guy always constructs elaborate death scenarios from which the hero eventually escapes…after the bad guy leaves the room..he never sticks around to watch.

Key witnesses in court cases show up at the nick of time, at the end, on their own and go right to the witness stand, again on their own.