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THE ART OF STORY, THE CRAFT OF SCREENWRITING AND MORE

The state of TV, according to Homer Simpson

I have made much of my living from television over the last 25 years. I was a staff writer-producer on three different network series, over ten different network seasons, and I have written scripts for six different shows, three dramas, three comedies. I’ve drawn a paycheck on something like 250 episodes. So don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying the bite the hand that has fed me — and my five ravenous kids — for so many years.